My son. In some ways, he is a typical 11 year old. He is obsessed with Doctor Who. And farts. I submit this exchange:
JBear: Hey JBean, have you ever seen a Fardis?
play on the word "tardis" from Doctor Who.
JBean: Is it purple hops on one foot and lays eggs?
JBear: What?! No.
JBean: Oh. well, then I haven't seen one.
And that..as they say, was that. Of course, I was silently laughing so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.
T, who figures it's a wild kingdom around herepicture by mac mcrae. Used under creative commons license